Election official #1: “I guess I won’t see Tina today.”
Election official #2: “Who?”
[long exchange of “Tina ___?” “No, you know, Tina who ____.”]
Election official #2: “Why, did she vote early?”
Election official #1: “No…she voted Republican.”
Election official #2: “Ohhh. Hmmm.”
[long pause]
Election official #1: “You know her daddy is turning over in his grave.”
Election official #2: “Yeah, that’s just awful.”